My dog likes to curl up with me in bed. No, scratch that, this dog likes to attach himself to me bodily and be my personal leech, sucking all the attention from me, a black hole of neediness.
I am not exaggerating and normally this is fine by me, except when he stinks.
That's when this stinky chihuahua earns himself a quick little sink bath. I travel with his little soap kit when he's along for the ride. So I bathe my doggie buddy and my sensitive nose lets me relax, instead of distracting me from getting my work done.